The Creation of Lions

Back when the world was still one continent, there was a band of Amazons.  The women hated the men and their domineering ways.  They chose a few to keep for breeding and invited the others to a dinner.  The women used witchcraft to concoct a potion which they gave the men in their drinks.  This potion turned the men into lions with really short dicks.  The men were confused and frightened at their sudden transformation and fled.  Later, the men got together to retaliate.  The women were over confident for they had made the male lions too strong.  The women decided that to be more evenly matched they should turn themselves into lions, and they drank the potion.  The men, fueled by vengeance, were still stronger and overthrew the women.  From then on the males forced them to have extremely short bouts of non-pleasurable sex over and over.  They were also forced into the labor of hunting and child-rearing. 

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