There's not a whole lot I enjoy more than watching movies and analyzing them.
Leviathan
From my birth year so lets see how it stacks up. Hopefully, it does some justice. (I got a hangnail and it hurts pretty horribly). Oo it's all futuristic like we can actually have people sitting at the bottom of the ocean just because they have bitchin' suits. Day 87 of 90...it's always the 11th hour. at that depth they would have much smaller viewing holes on their masks or they'd all get. OO is he gonna die? stuffs fucking all up...ooo his heads gonna blow! aw...survival of the lamest. He is gonna have some serious brain trauma though with that kind of air loss. Hey that's the guy from home alone and he is still a dick. I love sci-fi. I think the doctor has gone crazy. Cabin fever or some shit. They are miles down and he is talking about being on the golf course. what? I hope the monster is a squid or something better like a mega-jelly. I hoe they don't slack. That'll bite them in the ass. Haha oh damn he's using gum to fix shit. That's bad.
oh here it comes...fell off the south ridge. now those are some big fake tube worms. I bet they are gonna lose her. or both of them. at least one of them. There's the soviet ship. There is no way there would be any sunlight down there. ah leviathan is the name of the ship. Since she found it first they are gonna lose her. no doubt about it (she actually survives-post movie Mav). oh wow what an ole computer system haha. why would he just go wondering off like a dumbass? That would be so cool to find a sunken ship. I like how the doctor is all into it now. He's had his mind tweeked. I would love to be there with that doctor trying to figure shit out. It's sad to me that a geologist would find no interest in figuring out where this ship came from....oo i bet they are gonna fuck....oh yea there is the cheesy sweet love music. (i'm such a damn clutts...I just spilled root beer all over myself) genetic alteration. OOOO ZOMBIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA!! ew fish mutant zombies. well its so bad that i can't stop watching. It has a dead space feel to it and with the mutated people and stuff...but this thing is much slower than the fast little bitches on dead space. oh thats somewhat ingenious. lets all float to the top. oh he sacrificed himself. it's like a weird fish guy.. aw its so stupid it got its head chopped off. the irony of having a fish as a pet at the bottom of the ocean....oh there isnt a hurricane at all.. congratulations you made it to the surface but now you are in the middle of the damn ocean. I hope it gets them from below OR that the helicopter people just kill them.... hahahaha it came to the surface and got them. ooo its trying to drown him. Well that was hilariously cheesy and gross. I think it's funny when movies from the eighties are being "futuristic" and its set in 2001 or 2006 and its completely unlike anything that we have. It's like something that would be decades if not hundreds of years in the future.
The Thing
This one promises a better movie being that it is newer. Oh haha, this is actually from 1982! so we will just see. I hope its as classically cheesy as it should be. The 80s were great for sci fi. It was like the hot fad.
What am I gonna make for dinner?
wolves are beautiful creatures.
Man, what a young Kurt Russell. handsome. I want a pretty husky dog. I will have one too. one day. and there is a stereotypical black guy. There is something to do with this dog that causes some sort of chaos. And such a cute puppy too. maybe the dog turns into a dude at night. or maybe its a genetically mutated dog that is smart. like Ein on Cowboy Bebop. It's amazing how the film quality improved over 10 years from the 70's to the eighties. It's almost like today when things aren't in (what's it called....) CG. I bet the dog was found in the ice. hm interesting. They are gonna get back and find all their buddies gone mad. NO they brought the weird "thing" back to the shop with them and it had been burned. I feel like its gonna be almost just like the movie I just watched but a little more cabin fever-y. The body thing doesnt even look real. Man, Kurt Russell is dreamy. His eyes are wild and he's got this shaggy hair in this movie. Mm, hunky! And he is kind of stoic in this movie and that gets me every time. YEA! Light that blunt! That's where it's at. That's the job I need. Aw I wouldn't want to let it just sit out with the other dogs. It knows. It's not a stupid dog. It gets it and it's worried. oh what the fuck! the dog is the thing. I knew it!! I wish all the other puppies didnt have to die because of it. Damn it man! walk faster!!!! NO! don't go in.
oh good.
I can't imagine how fucked up that would be if you were stoned. To find a mutated spider dog thing. Sickening. I'd probably puke. Oh he got the dog loving dude. It already transmuted into him. They gotta kill him. It copies their genetic makeup perfectly. No one can be trusted. It can infiltrate our world without us knowing unless we catch it happening. Like with all those dogs making noise. Oh it's a space ship. Nifty. Now that's sci fi folks! All in all this is already a much better movie than leviathan which was more so just disappointing and anti-climactic. Ok scientists there is a fine line between research and common sense (I don't know if those actually go together). They SHOULD just burn it!
That's really fake looking blood and a really hide looking character. Thats a creepy alien man. Props to the people who did this movie. What a disgusting life form. To have to go through that process. uck. THat can't be pleasant at all......y'all missed one!
Haha just took an hour break to talk to my bestie :)
OO it's good because everyone trusts MacCready but he may be the one who is actually the thing. This movie is actually very good and I think I'm going to give it my Movie of the Week! There is no telling who is the thing. Maybe it's all of them, but they don't know that they all are. I think people don't even know if they are or not. So they are trying to escape earth. Oh damn, that's fucked up.
Why does everyone go places alone? Hm, it's trying so hard but it just can't quite get it.
And then there was one.
What's next? I'd let you vote, but it's a blog, not a radio show.
I'm going for The Andromeda Strain
Fresh from 1971. Win. Diggin older sci fi movies. Those are the fucking best!
This is so weird. They aren't showing anything. Based on all the ufo scares from then. I bet this would have been super intense in its day. (The washer is making really strange noise. I heard a loud bang and a sudden clang. It's creepy). Man typewriters are trippy. They are freaking out on speed or some shit. Oh the 70s haha. What a fancy house for it. "I'll be safe as in your arms." Good line, very good. OO creepy big brother shit. This is why everyone was all superstitious and conspiracy theorists. The government just tapping into our phones and shit.
aw i had to put a bandaid on my pinky cause of that hang nail and now its weird to type. OH! titties! haha
this movie is so awesomely old school
So I'm tired. I'm going to play some LPB with my brothers.
Goodnight
Mav
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