Happy Sunday everyone!
This class I am taking is utterly ridiculous. This week we talked about parts of speech -_- like that should even be a topic of discussion at the graduate level! I see myself bullshitting through most of this class and honestly not getting a super great grade because I just cannot stand to do the work. It gives me nerd rage or something. Yea, I'm honest about not trying in a class. Why lie? I hate this class and I am not trying very hard. Take that government and religious people, you don't have to be stoned to not care about schoolwork! Ha! I do a damn good job not caring and procrastinating all on my own thank you very much! (I mean right now I'm blogging instead of doing the work. Case in point!) I don't know how far I'm going to get into this masters degree. I know, I know "it's important to my future" and all that jazz, but honestly I just don't want to be in school. If I'm going to take a class I want to take a class just on poetry or something like that. I am starting to submit my poetry to magazines for publication now. It's hard because magazines don't want something that has been published somewhere else, so I can only send a particular poem to one magazine at a time and wait and see if it's rejected or accepted. But I'm still doing it and these people pay! Imagine it, getting paid for my writing! It's like a dream! Oh wait, it is a dream and it's happening. And that's no lie, people. I can use all the money I can get. I babysit almost every weekend, and it helps but all my extra money these days is going towards court fees. I'll have it paid soon enough. For a pothead I'm good at managing my money (for the most part).
So get this! My debit card number got hacked and someone is Britain was trying to use it to buy stuff online so I had to cancel it and now I'm waiting to get sent a new one. This is cool in a way, but sucks because I had my card number memorized and I'll have to learn a new one. *Sigh*
So I'm doing this healthy thing and starting tomorrow I'm going to get up and run in the morning. I'm only going to do this 3 times a week though, because I don't want to kill myself, but I want to lift weights too until my membership needs to be renewed then I'm gonna drop that shit like yo momma dropped her last boyfriend! *snap snap snap* I got a bunch of fruit at the store tonight too! I'm super excited! I love fruit. They say fruit also makes your puss puss taste really good. Now I've never had a complaint (in fact I've been told it's deliciously sweet) but shit I don't wanna start getting them now! Especially since I've recently developed a strong fondness for onions which can make your junk smell funky! so gotta clear that out. I bet you all wanted to know about my cabbage patch didn't you? Too late now, and I'm not ashamed so just accept it and move on.
Incidentally, all I can think about these days is making it to Ocotober and finally being free to move about the country and the world and all that shit. Being able to visit my bestie in Mississippi and not have to worry about drug testing before and after I go. Also, finally being able to save money so I can get out of this country and live a little on the wild side.
So in May my family is going to meet the other half of our new "family." My momma is getting married. He is strange. He is ok I suppose, but really he is kind of an odd old man who is very non-artistic. He is always trying to fix things. It's hard to explain how he is, but just take my word for it that he doesn't quiiiite fit into our little family unit. He has three kids and five grandkids. My family consists of me, my two brothers, and my momma. (We think its funny that she is getting married a second time when none of us have ever been married.) ANYWAY, momma is really pushing for us all to meet and hit it off and I just know it's going to be very strange. I'll be sure to clue all of you in when we have our picnic on May 18. It's sure to be awkward as fuck and plenty of stories to say. We have acquired a Griswold family whether we wanted it or not!
The Black Keys - Tighten Up
Where I'm Going - Kottonmouth Kings
Indubitably,
Mav
Help me get where I'm going
PS: I hate this thing where they put links into my posts for certain words that I didn't put there. Like there is an add for managing money. Bullshit! This is my blog, keeps the ads on the sides.
PPS: I was a little behind on my Songs of the Day page, but it's all updated now! :D
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